"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."

— Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First  (via lunarveins)

No one will ever know my full story

crankybucky:

Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

gishkishenh:

darkestsherlock:

Natasha affectionately calls Clint “Birdy” and you can’t convince me otherwise. 

OMFG I ACTUALLY MADE A COMIC OF THIS
I”M NOT THE ONLY ONE

Send me this comic immediately!!!

I found some leggings! Now I just need the scarf, the mask, proper boots and maybe those little gold arm band things. 

Quick, someone tell me what I should make for dinner! 

Natasha affectionately calls Clint “Birdy” and you can’t convince me otherwise. 

ink-phoenix:

I had him on the ropes.

 (via thunderboltsortofapenny)

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

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